Hello, my name is Jessica. I'm seventeen and a vampire. I work at Merlotte's. Bill Compton is my Maker. creeper(s) creeping
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I hate my life.

Damn fangbangers.

People talking about me “sleeping with my mentors”.

Someone who enjoys nibbling nipples?
I DEW NAWT WAHNT NIPPLEH NIBBLAHS.
I have no idea what you’re talking about. Silly Beel.
I ahm sure yew do.
What is a nibblah, anyway?
I DEW NAWT KNOW.
YOU SAID IT. YOU SHOULD KNOW.
I FAWND THA TOOBEH IN THA BAWTHROOM.
…what?
YEW CAHN READ.
YEAH, I CAN READ ENGLISH.
I DEW NAWT WAHNT NIPPLEH NIBBLAHS.
I have no idea what you’re talking about. Silly Beel.
I ahm sure yew do.
What is a nibblah, anyway?
I DEW NAWT KNOW.
YOU SAID IT. YOU SHOULD KNOW.
I FAWND THA TOOBEH IN THA BAWTHROOM.
…what?
I DEW NAWT WAHNT NIPPLEH NIBBLAHS.
I have no idea what you’re talking about. Silly Beel.
I ahm sure yew do.
What is a nibblah, anyway?
I DEW NAWT KNOW.
YOU SAID IT. YOU SHOULD KNOW.
I DEW NAWT WAHNT NIPPLEH NIBBLAHS.
I have no idea what you’re talking about. Silly Beel.
I ahm sure yew do.
What is a nibblah, anyway?
I DEW NAWT WAHNT NIPPLEH NIBBLAHS.
I have no idea what you’re talking about. Silly Beel.